Granted, some people like socks; those people are weird.

Cats love to eat their garland almost as much as they love catnip.

My bank account says no but the spirit in my heart says yes… Irresponsible decision it is.

No, mom, I don’t want to watch “Frosty the Snowman” for the fourth time this week.

Psh, who wants a balanced or healthy diet.

Shout out to those couple people who held it out to September.

The ice is scary; sliding on the road is not a popular pastime.

Yes, I definitely love this transcription of Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.