Top Five with Kalena
Not-Real Solutions for Real Life Problems
November 9, 2017
Slow Hall Walkers – How to Deal:
- Find a faster route to the next class, making sure there aren’t slower walkers on this path
- Push through the group while making beeping and horn blowing noises until they learn to move
- Paint lines on the floor in the halls with passing lanes for students who walk faster. Include breakdown lane.
- Carry an air horn and use it discreetly when students are walking too slow
- Breath down their necks Darth-Vader style until they move