Top Five with Kalena

Not-Real Solutions for Real Life Problems

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Kalena Washington, Staff Writer

Slow Hall Walkers – How to Deal:

  1. Find a faster route to the next class, making sure there aren’t slower walkers on this path
  2. Push through the group while making beeping and horn blowing noises until they learn to move
  3. Paint lines on the floor in the halls with passing lanes for students who walk faster.  Include breakdown lane.
  4. Carry an air horn and use it discreetly when students are walking too slow
  5. Breath down their necks Darth-Vader style until they move